Comments on: Star Wars according to a 3 year old

By: GunNs

GunNs — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:36:51 +0000

“Don’t talk back to Darth Vader or he’ll getcha!” that made the video for me right there!

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:52:30 +0000

Now don’t get me wrong. I like kids and maybe it’s because I’m from the UK but I find her accent rather over the top and a little irritating in a sugar-OD sort of way.

It’s cute from a Disney-esque point of view but nonetheless I can see how it would appeal to Americans more than us lot.

Certainly doesn’t encourage me to procreate more.

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:39:44 +0000

I love how she says Obi kenobi

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:45:41 +0000

White people need to start having more sex and make beautiful things like this.

By: anon

anon — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:35:29 +0000

All you haters out there need to stfu, this girl is teh cutest. Someday when I have kids I hope I have a little girl as rad as her. :D

By: BelchSpeak

BelchSpeak — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:02:13 +0000

I nominate Karl’s Brother Groucho for mayor of [GAS]town. Most awesome comment of the day.

By: Karl's Brother Groucho

Karl's Brother Groucho — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:46:25 +0000

Those of you who decide to ‘enlighten’ us by dropping a deuce in the pool, instead of just enjoying a cute video clip, fill me with the urge to barf.

That the world is overpopulated is at best a hypothesis, one that isn’t borne out well by observation (though it seems to be an article of faith to some.) The world is ‘horrid’? Compared to what? The good old days, when human population was low, eeevil polluting technology didn’t exist, and most people died horribly at the end of a pain-wracked life of ignorance and filth? More people are better off now than ever. To argue otherwise would require a redefinition of values so antithetical to human life as to be self-refuting. There are inequities, some of which ought to be addressed. And some are entropy and friction.

For Jeebus’ sake, if you don’t want kids, don’t have them. But fuck you otherwise, you misanthropic, loathsome, eco-puritan toads, and Hell forbid you ever get into the position to make decisions for anyone else, because all you’ll succeed in doing is making the rest of us as miserable and cramped as you are. Feh.

By: puttputt

puttputt — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:55:04 +0000

NOW I AM GOING TO WATCH STAR WARS. THANKS LITTLE GIRL!

By: Kiltak

Kiltak — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:36:54 +0000

People, stop taking everything so seriouly.. the text on top of the article was meant as a joke… Looking at a 3 years old retelling star wars is not something people should base themselves on to have kids.

But looking at such cute and adorable kids sure is a good reason.

By: Aaron Cruikshank

Aaron Cruikshank — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:06:47 +0000

To all you kid-haters: enjoy your designer puppies while my kids pay for your deteriorating health in 30 years time. If you think it’s a bad idea to have kids in the developed world, take a look at the demographic crisis they’re having in Japan.

Also remember that you were once “crotchfruit” as well. I wish your parents had used birth control.

By: greg

greg — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:40:52 +0000

agree with Phil, just because 1 little girl is cute because she mimic’s her parents likes is no reason to bring a child into this horrid over populated world. what will she mimic next her fathers hatred of middle eastern people, or perhaps their staunch christian view, this is just showing how impressionable little children are, and how careful we need to be.

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:24:02 +0000

There is no reason to bring more crotchfruit into this world, submitter.