Star Wars according to a 3 year old

February 24, 2008 by Kiltak |

For all you geeks out there who do not want to have kids, let this video serve as a lesson as why you need to bring children into existence. This must be the cutest thing on the Internet right now. Enjoy!


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17 Comments »

Comment by Feedayeen
2008-02-24 23:22:30

The video appears to have been removed, can you find anouther source to put in it’s place?

Comment by Kiltak
2008-02-25 08:47:51

It’s still there by the way.. just listened to it..

 
Comment by PatB Subscribed to comments via email
2008-02-25 09:26:47

Feedayeen you may have been affected by the pakistan YouTube filtering debacle.

 
 
Comment by Robert Plumer
2008-02-25 09:56:56

She adorable and hilarious! Thanks for the post.

 
Comment by London
2008-02-25 16:21:39

That is the cutest little girl, and she really understood the finer points of the movie.

 
2008-02-25 19:55:58

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Comment by The Watcher
2008-02-25 20:17:30

This little girl is awesome. She is on her way to greatness.

 
Comment by Phil E. Drifter Subscribed to comments via email
2008-03-08 21:24:02

There is no reason to bring more crotchfruit into this world, submitter.

 
Comment by greg
2008-03-10 07:40:52

agree with Phil, just because 1 little girl is cute because she mimic’s her parents likes is no reason to bring a child into this horrid over populated world. what will she mimic next her fathers hatred of middle eastern people, or perhaps their staunch christian view, this is just showing how impressionable little children are, and how careful we need to be.

 
Comment by Aaron Cruikshank
2008-03-10 12:06:47

To all you kid-haters: enjoy your designer puppies while my kids pay for your deteriorating health in 30 years time. If you think it’s a bad idea to have kids in the developed world, take a look at the demographic crisis they’re having in Japan.

Also remember that you were once “crotchfruit” as well. I wish your parents had used birth control.

 
Comment by Kiltak
2008-03-10 16:36:54

People, stop taking everything so seriouly.. the text on top of the article was meant as a joke… Looking at a 3 years old retelling star wars is not something people should base themselves on to have kids.

But looking at such cute and adorable kids sure is a good reason.

 
Comment by puttputt
2008-03-11 05:55:04

NOW I AM GOING TO WATCH STAR WARS. THANKS LITTLE GIRL!

 
Comment by Karl's Brother Groucho
2008-03-12 20:46:25

Those of you who decide to ‘enlighten’ us by dropping a deuce in the pool, instead of just enjoying a cute video clip, fill me with the urge to barf.

That the world is overpopulated is at best a hypothesis, one that isn’t borne out well by observation (though it seems to be an article of faith to some.) The world is ‘horrid’? Compared to what? The good old days, when human population was low, eeevil polluting technology didn’t exist, and most people died horribly at the end of a pain-wracked life of ignorance and filth? More people are better off now than ever. To argue otherwise would require a redefinition of values so antithetical to human life as to be self-refuting. There are inequities, some of which ought to be addressed. And some are entropy and friction.

For Jeebus’ sake, if you don’t want kids, don’t have them. But fuck you otherwise, you misanthropic, loathsome, eco-puritan toads, and Hell forbid you ever get into the position to make decisions for anyone else, because all you’ll succeed in doing is making the rest of us as miserable and cramped as you are. Feh.

 
Comment by BelchSpeak Subscribed to comments via email
2008-03-12 23:02:13

I nominate Karl’s Brother Groucho for mayor of [GAS]town. Most awesome comment of the day.

 
Comment by anon
2008-03-23 02:35:29

All you haters out there need to stfu, this girl is teh cutest. Someday when I have kids I hope I have a little girl as rad as her. :D

 
Comment by Kyle
2008-04-12 04:45:41

White people need to start having more sex and make beautiful things like this.

 
Comment by Tom
2008-05-12 11:39:44

I love how she says Obi kenobi

 
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