Subscribe by Email12 Reasons Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend in 2008
January 17, 2008 by Kiltak |
As a fellow geek, you may wholeheartedly agree with this article. If you are a non-geek (do they really exist?), you might take offense. Regardless… how you feel about the matter is largely irrelevant – the truth is that a geek probably will steal your girlfriend this year (or steal away the girl you may have designs on), and while we hate to be the ones to break it to you, it’s simply a friendly forewarning. Without further ado, here are 12 reasons why a geek will steal your girlfriend this year:
1. Geeks make more money than you.
Claiming that women value money over everything else is not going to fly. Instead, you must consider the more practical angle - when all other things are considered equal, the guy with more money is simply the better option.
That raises two questions - do geeks have more money, and how does a geek match up at everything else? For the former, here’s a thought:
Remember that pimply faced, awkward, AD&D player who everyone made fun of in high school? Chances are he has come up with the concept for the latest gadget the masses have been drooling over ( Steve Jobs with iPhone), a social networking site that has taken the world by storm ( Kevin Rose with Digg) or created the coolest cartoon in history (Trey Parker and Mark Stone with South Park).
The other question? That’s a subject for the rest of this article.
2. Geeks are smarter than you.
They might not have a player’s social skills and graces but they do hold degrees in anything from literature to nuclear physics. And even those without a degree (think Bill Gates) can converse about more then how much they earn, what kind of car they drive and the latest football scores.
Stimulating conversation goes a long way towards winning her heart – and compared to the average guy, a geek has far more to talk about and is undeniably far more interesting.
3. Geeks pay attention.
Men in general cannot multitask. That is why when you are on a date, your eyes glaze over while you stare at woman’s cleavage and all you hear is bla,bla,bla (to be fair you’re probably not missing much, but that’s not the point here).
So how do geeks differ? It is not that geeks do not appreciate breasts (they are men after all) but what’s almost universally common in geeks is the presence of old-fashioned chivalry and plain old good manners. You’d be surprised at how far that can get you with a girl (as long as you don’t roll over and play dead).
Given the choice between breasts and listening to the bla bla of their new lady friend, odds are that the geek will be discreet in his stares and learn to multitask (see #2). Hey, you can’t avoid great cleavage…
4. Geeks remember what matters.
I’m not talking about when Chicago Bulls won the championship for the third time in the row or how many times Jessica Alba was in Maxim magazine. Geeks have super powers – they can remember birthdays and anniversaries and all other little nuances women love so much.
In itself, having a good (nay, excellent) memory is just a regular trait (and can be annoying if you feel the overwhelming urge to correct others), but combined with #5, it is an overwhelming advantage for the geek.
5. Geeks pick out the best gifts.
Not only will geeks remember when it’s her birthday, they will remember what her likes and dislikes (and if she hasn’t told him, see #6 for the kicker). With all this information at their disposal, geeks will also come up with perfect gift. It really does take minimum effort, regardless of what men might think.
And let’s face it: when was the last time you remembered your girlfriend’s birthday in time, let alone found a gift that has made her squeal with delight?
6. Geeks put in the extra effort.
Missed her favorite show? Can’t find that obscure Indian movie her friends have been telling her about? Interested in a new underground band that could be the next big thing? Leave it to the geek to find it for her.
And if they haven’t been together for long, you can trust the geek to ask her the right questions and find out what she wants and doesn’t want - and then give that to her.
You don’t have to obey her every wish - giving her what she truly needs is often the key to a successful relationship, and not only are geeks ahead of the curve in finding out what she needs, but they’re also ahead in terms of putting in the extra yards to ensure that she gets it.
7. Geeks are better lovers.
Before you laugh…actually, go ahead, laugh this one out. I’ll wait.
Once you’re done claiming your superiority, here’s the harsh truth - men are, on average, unsatisfying. Experience doesn’t do much for a guy if all he’s doing is trying to hold it in as long as possible - yea, practice makes perfect but you’re only going to go so far when your limit is 3 minutes.
Notice that I didn’t say geeks were better endowed or lasted longer - but that geeks were better lovers. Compared to an average guy, a geek is going to be better prepared, knows exactly how to please a lady in bed and will actually pay attention to her needs instead of trying to catch the early train back home.
8. Geeks get the best gadgets.
Lets face it: diamonds and pearls went out fashion a while back. Now it’s all about the latest gadgets - iPods and smartphones, iConnect pillows and singing yoga mats. And who has the finger on the pulse of what is hot and what is not in the electronics world? The geek of course. Not only she will be hip and cool with her latest gadget, she’ll also be the envy of her girlfriends.
And that, my non-geeks friends, holds one of the biggest secrets to a relationship - make a woman look good, and she will go through a lot of trouble (like dumping her current boyfriend) to be with you.
9. Geeks will nurture the child within.
What man will not run screaming if she wants to play dress up, admire that doll in the window or suggests an outing to the latest amusement park? All these things are normal and accepted in a geek’s world.
10. Geeks are the new handymen - except that they’re good at what they do.
Geeks can upgrade, maintain, upload or fix anything that is plugged into a wall. You want your computer to be fast as the speed of light, want the best sound system, TiVo playing , want your tea kettle to whistle a tune while brewing your coffee? Ok that last one might be an exaggeration, but you get my drift. Anything technically related is something geeks can do and if it is not their area of expertise, they have friends who can handle it.
11. Geeks are trustworthy
Trust is a funny thing. If a guy is too loyal, he might be seen as clingy and just another burden. If the same guy plays around and can’t keep his toungue in his mouth (so to speak), it’s going to magnify a lot of other problems that a girl would usually compromise over.
But if you get it right - if a girl can be secure in her relationship while retaining her freedom, she’s going to be on the moon (and that means more fun for the geek).
If she fancies a night out with the girls, she knows that her geek can be left unattended without any worries. She knows that the geek is into her for more than just the sex, and is loyal to her (ok, thats what she thinks, but you can’t fault us geeks for playing that card, can you?).
Remove the source of a women’s insecurity and she becomes a much more fun person to be with - as geeks know.
12. Geeks are a refreshing and attractive change from the regular stock
They are caring. They are NOT desperate for sex. They love sports, but won’t lose sanity if their team loses. And not only do they make the effort to take her out to a nice place, they also take her to places that she’s probably never been (all that research and attention comes in handy).
In short, geeks are unlike the majority of the men the girl will know in her life - in fact, they’re probably much better than the guys she knows, at least according to how she rates guys.
If that’s not an advantage, I don’t know what is.
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So… where can I find a geek? I’ve always been convinced that geeks are the best type of person there is, but I lost my way, dated a business / consultant / suit type, nice guy but not… right.
Where can I find myself a nice, normal, caring, INTERESTING guy? Or, in other workds - where can I find myself a geek?
How did the single Geeks on this site not jump all over this cry for help?
I guess they’re still browsing the aisles at Macworld one last time. Maybe once they recover from that, you’ll find your geek in shining armor.
Quite simply put, we KNOW we’re all of those things listed. Why should we leap all over it like rabid dogs? We’re not desperate…(not all of us anyways) ;3
I’m reading this list and all ive got is a big smile across my face, ear to ear. I’ve got a girlfriend and everything i’m reading is absolutely true. When she saw what kind of guy i was she latched on and didnt let go. Even her friends stole the phone from her and interviewed me and told her to make damn sure she doesnt let me go xD
Only thing is, she calls me her “Megadork” instead of a geek xP
Either one is acceptable B3
I am right here.
find a basement, any basement.
That’s easy, go to the business/suit guy’s office, then go to the basement/IT department, and there should be a bunch of geeks there.
You get extra points if you can play Guitar Hero.
Try some dating sites like sqzzy, gk2gk, or nerddating :]
Some points you might like to consider.
1. Geeks smell bad.
2. Geeks dress badly.
3. Geeks can’t talk to women.
4. Geeks are really desperate so will grab on to you, and won’t let go.
5. Geeks are ugly, not athletic, fat and balding.
6. Geeks will care more about their computer than you.
When will geeks realise, articles like this won’t help. If she doesn’t like you, she never will, move on and find someone else.
You obviously don’t know what a geek is :).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek#Changing_meaning
There were almost more sweeping generalizations in that comment than in the article.
I’m a geek, and in response.
1. I shower daily and take extra care of myself, because being a geek and therefore smarter than your jock self, I realize the importance of good hygiene to a safe, fun, healthy, long life.
2. I often dress in better clothes than you would, as a geek I take pride in my image and how I look, which once again leads to good hygiene.
3. I have more friends who are women than you have dated I’ll bet. Currently eight, and over my lifetime (I’m 18) I’ve been very close friends with close to around forty. I talk to them, take care of them, help them with any issue, and even cook for them. These are my FRIENDS that I do that for, so think of what I’d do for a girlfriend.
4. We are not desperate, we are intelligent to grasp that there is more to a relationship than having sex. We go for love, not boobs. If we don’t see a real future for us in a woman we won’t even go for it. This may be why there is the confusion over number 3, since we don’t just hit on every woman and go for real meaningful relationships.
5. I can’t argue with the ugly part, because I’m sure that there are those who think I’m the ugliest ever. There are also those who think I’m great looking. That is a matter of taste. I am not athletic, I’m average, not fat, and not balding. I know plenty of athletic geeks though.
6. Geeks actually do care. Your prototype of a geek is so broken. When we decide to go for a woman we choose one we want to be with and that we care about. We are devoted and loyal to them, and fully caring. See above.
Maybe we should make an article on why dumb jocks such as you are a bad choice Mr. Daterape.
I love you. Will you marry me?
I love geeks. Makes sense, really, seeing as how I am one myself. And yes, most chicks will go for the geeks over the jocks (once high school’s over, you start caring more about who you’re with), because geeks DO care. And they’re super-interesting and very fun. And more likely to make the news.
I would have to disagree with you, like others have, about your opinions on geeks.
1. I am very clean. I shower daily. I wear anti-antiperspirant / deodorant. I wear fresh clothes every day. You may not like the cologne I am wearing, but I never smell bad.
2. Perhaps I do not dress extremely stylishly, but I think I dress reasonably well.
3. I would have to agree to some degree on this one. It’s not so much that geeks can’t talk to women but usually we’re just less good at small talk because we realize how shallow it is. If we have real topics to talk about then it’s not a problem.
4. I think it’s unfair to say that geeks are desperate because in my experience everyone is pathetic. Some people just hide it better than others though.
5. I am not ugly. I am very athletic from Karate. I am definitely not fat. And my hair is still growing strong, although I like to keep it short. This isn’t typical though of most geeks because I know plenty of fat ones, skinny ones, ugly ones, handsome ones, tall ones, short ones, bald ones, long haired ones, etc. There’s not a physical mold that I have seen for a geek.
6. Technology fascinates me but all geeks know that people are far more important than technology. In my experience geeks show much more empathy to the needs of their girlfriends than non-geeks, but still men are men whether they’re a geek paying attention to a programming project or a jock watching “the big game”.
-Vernalex
@ cak WHAT!!?!!?
I’m hoping u were joking or being sarcastic & i was too slow to realize it. because i know several really smart people that also happen to be hot & have great social skills.
you just about be the most out spoken and incorrect person ever
im a geek i have a beautiful girlfriend, i shower daily, people walk up to me randomly in the mall and tell me im good looking (including modeling agents a few times, lol), i shop primarily at places that would be deemed fashionable, and i love sports (but not playing them)
i guess i just don’t like to ditch my girlfriend to go play rugby and football naked with my guy friends… sorry, find another guy to touch
I absolutely agree with you, geeks may think that a superior intellect and “researching” women so that they know every detail is essential. They treat them as computers, easy to fix, please and love.
Unfortunately, you do not have to be a geek to know human biology (knowing how to please a woman), just because you are a computer technician does not mean you “make more money”, and not all women are that shallow.
#2: Geeks are smarter than you.
Is a false statement, just because some geeks are intelligent does not mean that all intelligent people are geeks. (Einstein was not a geek) I am not a geek.
My last point is this:
I am not a geek, I don’t hold on to my computer for dear life, but I am going to medical school and I am a very intelligent person. My IQ is 140 and I will make the big bucks, I know how to please a women and I also took a psychology class. I party atleast once a month with friends; I have a social life. I know what to talk about to my girlfriend and I am sorry, but geeks are NOT attractive.
Hmmm you obviously need to read more on what a geek is… read the following link for your personal enlightment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek#Definitions
sounds like a bit of jealousy ;3
i dunno bout you but im a geek and a black belt in Goju Karate, and am fairly attractive.
As for my computer, i hate it, not love it. You’ll see me kicking it on a daily basis for the sporratic crashing and frustration afterwards it causes.
Luckily my girlfriend doesnt crash or cause any frustration (sexual maybe but thats easily fixed ;3 ) or need to be updated every 3 weeks.
And i dunno bout you, but any idiot with common sense uses deoderant and washes their face.
What rock on Mars in a cave have you been living under for the last few years..
We are all over the place,
one thing this didnt manage to convey is tat geeks are generally shy, and wont make the first move.
So in want of a better phrase, come get us!
I hate to say it, but this article is incredibly false. I am quite a geek (mentally) in almost every sense of the word. I started feeling a bit more comfortable around people in college and met an awesome girl who really liked me. We dated for two months, everything seemed great, and I couldn’t have been happier.
Then suddenly, with no warning at all I get a text message… “You’re really an amazing guy but I just want to be friends right now, nothing more than that” I’ve heard that statement so many times in my life it’s not even funny, but I’ve never been dating someone who said it.
Disappointed to say, she dumped me for some macho air-force guy who probably has half a brain and only cares about fucking her. Girls CONSTANTLY say “Why are guys such assholes???” Ummmm, maybe because they purposely choose assholes?
So my fellow geeks… try not to get your hopes up too high. Girls will always be girls and always pick the assholes. So if you want a relationship, lift weights everyday, ignore your studies, and act like a dickhead to everyone.
You ever think that maybe it’s not all women, just the ones you’re choosing? Maybe you’re attracted to the type of women that want brawn over brain. Everyone has a type they are attracted to. Maybe you should try changing YOUR type instead of putting all women down.
And please, quite referring to us as ‘girls’.
come to geeksquad in london you will find what you are looking for there.
I right here!
ON the internet. Hi there, I’m a single geek. Computer Science major actually.
Well thats the problem.
Geeks don’t show themself often to the general world.
You probably should join a D&D group, or some forum so actually meet Geeks.
i am here, your missing guy. have a great day
Write back. I’m waiting
I would suggest grad school. Social and biological sciences are good places to look. You want semi-geeks, people who are smart and have some decent social skills. You can find those folks in comp sci too, but the less ‘hard’ sciences reward a mix of hard and soft skills. That mix seems key to the foregoing article which really plays the social attention skills up. And, sorry, too late for me. Already have the phd, married, professor gig, kids. And yeah, we geeks are better.
Screw the semi geek. Geek out with a full on nerd! Here’s how you find your geek. Yell out “The Cake is a Lie” and see who starts freaking out. Possible geek reactions are as follows: full on seizures, screaming in unison, or the i haven’t had sex in 6 months and I will now hump you dance. Be careful though or you may miss the elusive and subtle half-smile of the secret geek-ciety. There honey… now you know!
good luck geek hunting!
Or look for the one wearing a shirt that says “The cake is a lie” on it (i.e. ME!).
I tried Comp Sci… I did get smiled at by a couple of geeks during my degree but they were those geeks that give the rest of us a bad name… most smelt too /me rolls her eyes
The cute, fun geeks? bah, I still regret not having the guts to approch some of them
I’m trying not to make the same mistake every again.
your looking in the wrong place.
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I seriously agree with this #5, #6 and #8.
Re #5/#6: For my last birthday, my geeky sweety framed one of my pieces of artwork. I had been meaning to do it for years, but just never had the money. When he gave it to me, I cried. It’s amazing to be with someone who gets you. Sigh.
Re #8: I don’t even bother picking out my own gadgets anymore because the ones he gets are always better + cheaper with more features. He is very interestingly immune to hype as well. Even better.
When my geek spent the night for the first time, we watched the movie Watership Down over breakfast together, cuddled up on my couch. Months later, for our first Christmas together, he bought me the first American release of the same book. He knew I hated mornings, so would wake me with a cup of hot tea and back scratches 2 minutes before my alarm was going to go off. I think it’s about the thoughtful nature some people seem to develop when they feel they’ve been overlooked or taken for granted all their lives. It gives your typical geek an empathy that their more universally popular counterparts don’t posess.
I have always had good luck with boys and then men, and now my husband, but I think that’s because I’ve always coveted the geek. As for those that say geeks have image problems: Geek boys are among the most suggestable out there. They love to get hints and be dressed by their women-folk. So girls, pick yourselves up a geek and brush off some of the cheeto-dust and ever so gently, pry them away from the pants that are a little too short or the white button up shirt that has stains all over it. They’re worth it. You can help him with fashion sense, just as he can help you set up your stereo for optimal sound. You can teach a boy stuff like that, you can’t make them into different people and a boy is either sweet and sensitive or he’s not.
To all of you sweet, sensitive, intelligent men out there, or maybe more importantly, the boys who will be the grown geeks some day, hang in there. We who adore you are out there and some day you’ll find the girl who will love you for exactly who you are. We’ll be your fairy tale princesses and you can be our heroes.
Need to send this to some of my Non-Geek friends
#13. The title of this blog
great post!
when I saw
“Yell out “The Cake is a Lie” and see who starts freaking out”
I knew I was one of the desirable geeks.
When I meet a hot girl who knows what that means, I will be in love.
*crosses fingers*
*reflects on recent vanilla crazy cake achievement*
*goes back to work*
#11 is spot on! I’ve only dated one guy so far (who was indeed a geek) and I always felt that I could trust him so much. One time he slept with one of my best friends (wearing clothes) and one of his friends from out of town (who once had a crush on him and decided to sleep in underwear) but I didn’t even bother to wonder if I should be concerned. Sleeping together != sex.
A number of others are spot on as well. #7 ftw. And #10 is true. I wouldn’t be able to call on him to fix everything always because I would feel like I was taking advantage of him, but it’s nice to know that if you need help it is available.
Pity finding a geek that is brave enough to ask you out (I’m outgoing, but too shy to ask a guy for a date. Horrible, I know) can be rather difficult.
I got dumped by one geek, dated another, and then broke up with him to date a third all in 2007. Yeah…that’s lots of boyfriends I guess, but the 2nd one wasn’t a proper geek, so he got annoying fast. He kept trying to get me to stop programming so he could get cuddle-time, and well, no way in Hell. My computer and my programming come before boys, always. The new one is a proper geek who gets that “computer time” comes first.
Geeks do make good boyfriends, but not for the reasons above. I like geeks because I can “talk shop” with them. Enough people look at me like I have two heads when I talk about hardware, Linux, and programming. I don’t need to get that from my boyfriend too!
MacKenzie, if I wasn’t happily married, I’d be seriously on your trail.
wow, i want you, ive always wanted a girl who is a geek.
MARRY ME!!!!!!
Geeks will always lose out, period. Rationalize away all you want but you will not get the hot woman because she wants a hot man, not a geek.
ROFL.. Monkey Man.. You certainly haven’t seen my wife
And you are wrong on that point. I’ve got several geek friends who are married to stunning women….
right….and this is your social life:
http://blackpeopleloveus.com/
Monkey Man . . . Geeky is as geeky does. 2008 started 9th happiest year with gorgeous wife plus a super-hot girlfriend. Bud, go out of your way to meet someone, trust me! Last thing, don’t try to act like a normal guy. It simply doesn’t work, all geeks know they’re losers.
Monkey Man?? Your handle is Monkey Man? You must be right sense you are SO far along the evolutionary route.
Nice try, Cro-Magnon boy, but smart women like smart men - and #7 is especially true - geeks know what a clit is AND they know how to find it! I find a lot of “geeks” far more attractive than their pretty boy competition.
Wow, are you wrong. I’m a geek and my wife is smokin!!!
Geeks are socially inept. That is all.
For the more mature (females who remember the 50s 60s and such) you might find your greying geek by just asking your friends if they know someone who can rework the 8088 your dad left you, would they possibly have the internal/external hayes modems /graphics cards or MFM drives to fix it not to mention it runs slow also. You know it will be a classic before long and want to keep it going. More than likly it will be a geek close to your age that will eventually appear on the horizon. Older geeks never want to give up old toys and they keep parts and pieces to keep them going.
PS - Often the older the geek the more reserved he might be.
Give me a break. Every time I see the definition of what a “geek” is, it gets bigger and bigger. We’re all going to be classified as geeks soon.
You know, I’ve been a geek my whole life…My babysitters growing up were Sonic and the nameless Doom Marine. I know work as an IT and Network Security guy, and I still find that all the gals nearby, are not convinced that geeks are good relations. They think that we all put computers over them, but in all honesty that is the furthest thing from the truth. Oh well, maybe one day We will find the girl for us right?
Er…I put computers ahead of boyfriends…I expect it to be only natural that he put his computer ahead of me.
Love the story, and you can have my girlfriend and show her love and affection and caring and write poems for her and remember her birthday and all that, but the truth remains that she’ll still want to f*** me, she still won’t be able to explain why. We are wired for reproduction, and by nature women want to reproduce with the strongest of the race. It’s common sense and it happens in every living organism on Earth.
You gotta find that balance between being a pussy and being a d****. Perfection is unattainable.
Guess I’m not a woman, because I don’t want to reproduce with anybody.
Guess what… Welcome to XXI century world. Knowledge is power. In some years, computers will control everything around us and being able to understand what they do and why will be like being able to read on XVIII century.
When that fillaly happen on all it’s glory, who is going to be the fittest then? A caring and friendly Gordon Freeman follower able to tear appart a laptop/dvd/hibrid car battery pack and rebuild it on perfect function condition, or a high school football player fix-it-all-with-a-puch with an attitude?
what science book did you crawl out of? If you know anything about how HUMANS work, you’d see that we do in fact act upon impulses other than just “reproduce with whats best.”
There are forces in the mind that over power insinct and urges. its what makes us human. So unless your some sort of friggin monkey or wolf or something, then your statement is bunk. If you ARE said monkey and/or wolf, then sure. The woman will go for whos strongest. But if that holds true i guess you think all women are just animals. Kinda like you.
I dunno bout you but im gunna go for a walk standing erect on two legs with my girlfriend.
PS: wear some gloves. it will take the strain off your knuckles. I hear the floor is pretty rough to walk on.
this should be printed and handed out as a flyer on a mass scale.
I’m about to celebrate my second anniversary with my geek. I am rather geeky myself and even if I dated non-geek guys before, I got bored most of the times. I like intelligent conversation but I also like someone who would put together a bookshelf I just bought. That guy is my geeky boyfriend. I can’t agree more with this whole post. He’s not only a great geek and lover, he also cooks, makes my bed and washes my dishes. He’s better than me on all of that. Maybe non geek women have a hard time appreciating these guys. But you have to work to get them to open up to you. Once they know they can trust you, they can be the most amazing people you will ever meet.
My most geeky relationship moment? Once, after sex, he turned on my laptop and started showing me how to edit my grub on Ubuntu. After that, I turned on his laptop and showed him how i finally got Ares working with Wine.
He’s soooo adorable…
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Rules of Attraction people. Geeks are typically socially awkward. Women largely crave social proof in a guy, which gives men VALUE. A man who can offer a woman value is ultimately the man that will take the woman home. That fact that geeks are of lower value contradicts this whole bullshit article. Girls say they like a guy who gets them gifts and listen, but that’s so typical. Girls really like a confident, aggressive, and charismatic alpha male, not a geek.
Now if there’s a complete confident dude that has a geeky side, that’s different. He can incorporate his savvy as geek to demonstrate higher value, but being a a generic geek will only get you laid if you dish up some pesos in Tijauana.
Girls may be more attracted to a confident guy at first, but once you get past the first-impression social abilities, geeks are more likely to keep the girl, since we aren’t just trying to get her in bed, which makes us have more “value” as you so nicely called it.
Adi,
You missed it, buddy. We are talking about girlfriends dropping your short-sighted persona for a quality relationship. You are operating on ability to score, numbers. The point of the article is that she is going to drop you for a geek. A moot point, since in all likelyhood you intend to move on right away, anyway. I know that with your language that you’ve likely read at least one manual on being a player. You’re missing the big picture, pal. All of that icing is going to make you sick to your stomach some day. You might try eating the whole cake and sticking around to see what it means to focus on someone else’s needs and having the giving reciprocated. I’ve read the books, too. Those guys are lost on their own selfish desires and they are only skimming the surface and ultimately cheating themselves and their partners from what their hearts really want. It doesn’t take being a geek to get that. They just get it sooner, for the most part.
i sort of agree. Being a geek is a good thing, provided your not locked in your moms basement 24/7 leveling up on WoW. Me and my girlfriend get along amazingly because I am her personal dork, but at the same time i’m a sweet heart and I’m always there for her when it counts. I’m a “geek” but i work out and stay in shape. I can build a website from HTML only and still be a good kisser. I can memorize video games and beat them with my eyes closed and still know how to treat her just right in bed.
Geeks of the world!! Lend me your ears!! Being all the above mentioned things on that 12 reasons list is good! But its not good unless you have a smooth, sex, suave side as well!! Dont listen to jocks, dont imitate them, and dont do what you see in movies. Deep down you’ll know exactly what to do and when. The nay sayers on this website are just jealous. They have a misconstrude view on how geeks are. They think we all wear broken glasses, have pocket protectors and suspenders when in fact We wear stylish clothing, tell funny jokes, and use Axe body spray like the rest of them!!
We’re everything a jock is minus the sweaty clothing and over inflated egos!!
Viva la geekdom!!
oh yea. MISC 4 LYFE!!111
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well maybe a few geeks meet all those requirements i will say 20 % of the geek comm. meet all
so i’m safe of my girl get stolen
Don’t fall for it. I’m a geek, and I’m a d***, as are most of my geek friends.
BILL FTW (for the win) <—-to all you he-man masculine receeding hairline power hour retards.
I am a computer, xbox 360, PS3 and yes World of Warcraft FREAK! I love them all but at the same time i am the biggest **** you could ever come across.
I have the **** it attitude because i am sick of woman actually meeting a good guy (like me) who would care for her and give up my whole world to make her happy then go behind his back and **** his best friend of 11 years then seriously be stupid enough to ask “what did I do wrong?”
WOMEN pull your heads out of your ***** and realize when a good guy is there for you and actually WANTS to stay and help you with all of your ******** and complaining.
Instead of going for the over-powered bleach blonde varsity football player punks that dont see you or have any concern with whats going on in your life but are only interested in the sand-trap between your legs…
with all seriousness
Pyrostylist.
HAHAHA YES! Geeks are more sexy damn it, hey 2000-2006 Gay became cool, Geeks have been becoming cool since 2000 also, but now 2008 is our year
geeks also don’t go on all-night “boy’s night” style benders which makes me very happy, to have my geek at home on the internet.
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These are all reasons why my girlfriend will run off to a geek for consolation after I slap her around a bit cuz she never listens, then come back to me when she needs some slap and tickle - someone she feels safe with and threatened by at the same time.
HI Choocher!