Pizza Hut’s Double Roll pie is the ultimate geek food

July 27, 2007 by Kiltak |

We’ve told you in the past, McDonald’s food is bad for you. In the same line of thought, I don’t think anyone in their right mind should be eating anything that looks like this:

Pizza Hut Double Roll pie

Apparently, this pizza / burger / hot-dog mutant is currently available at Pizza Huts all over Japan. At 646 calories per slice, this thing is bound to give you seizures and make your cholesterol level skyrocket. For those who would still be interested in eating a slice, here is the approximate caloric breakdown of the entire pizza:

	Calories	Sodium (mg)
12″ Cheese Pizza from Pizza Hut	2,160	4,560
Pigs n Blanket (12)	1,128	2,088
Cheese Pizza Rolls (12)	380	960
Bacon (2 Slices)	86	370
Italian Sausage (1 Link)	230	809
Hamburger Patties (4 small)	480	130
Ham (3 oz)	151	1,275
Tomatoes (4 Slices)	18	8
Mushroom (1)	2	1
Onion (1 tablespoon)	4	0
Peppers (10 Strips)	5	1
Edemame / Carrots / Corn (1 oz)	20	50
Room for Error	500	500
TOTAL	5,164	10,752

(Via FitSugar)

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25 Comments »

Comment by Rob Dunn

2007-07-27 06:54:52

HOLY ZOMBIE JESUS - 5,164 calories! 10,752Mg of sodium!? This is just downright irresponsible. Well, maybe this will weed out some folks

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Comment by steve

2007-07-27 08:00:58

gotta love the “peas and carrots” addition, i mean why bother! whats that supposed to do? make it slightly more healthy! “ohh yeah, but its got peas and carrots on it, thats one of your five a day.”

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Comment by Kiltak

2007-07-27 09:20:59

ROFL. yeah, and don’t forget, that’s one of your five a day ONLY if you eat the whole pizza

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Comment by Kiltak

2007-07-27 12:08:37

Oh, and try to imagine eating this cold in the morning, while drinking a half-finished, room temperature beer that someone forgot on the countertop the previous night.

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Comment by Sarah

2007-07-28 04:01:07

I think they’re edemame rather than peas.

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Comment by Keith

2007-07-30 00:52:33

I’d just like to note that carrots and peas are not good for you. They’re very starchy, and starch is equal to sugar, as far as your body’s concerned. Also, this food doesn’t look the least bit appealing to me.

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Comment by SEO Scotland

2007-07-30 02:15:37

although it looks bad for me, I want one

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Comment by mercurythread

2007-07-30 02:16:23

Hmm. Cant wait for the Scottish version to be available - all the above but dipped in batter and deep fried. Yum.

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Comment by Jonathan Franzone

2007-07-30 07:46:06

Looks good to me! All my favorite foods in one shot… hellz yeah!

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2007-07-30 08:01:11

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Comment by alsafi

2007-07-30 13:39:07

Yeah–it’s edamame, corn, and red pepper. No carrots–though as nasty as the corn is in Japan, carrots might be an improvement.

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Comment by TheRyuujinMike

2007-07-30 20:22:44

The cheesy rolls have the option of adding ‘Honey Maple Syrup’. That is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard of.

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Comment by abacusmaster

2007-07-31 09:32:17

this looks delicious, when will these be available in the frozen foods section

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2007-07-31 12:54:19

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Comment by Steve

2007-07-31 17:13:34

I showed this to a workmate and his comment was “But where are the nachos?”. He has a point.

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Comment by jill

2007-07-31 21:45:49

send it to africa

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Comment by chris y

2007-08-04 09:45:52

Jill, did an African once do something terrible to you?

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Comment by Daniel

2007-08-21 20:13:03

I think when they bring it to the US, they should throw it into a bowl, in layers, and top it with gravy and three cheese blend.

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Comment by E in Md

2008-06-16 08:02:47

ugg.. that looks like someone ate a whole bunch of junk food and then threw up on a pizza.

I thought the Japanese were our friends.. .why are we trying to kill them again?

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