Pizza Hut’s Double Roll pie is the ultimate geek food


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We’ve told you in the past, McDonald’s food is bad for you. In the same line of thought, I don’t think anyone in their right mind should be eating anything that looks like this:

Pizza Hut Double Roll pie

Apparently, this pizza / burger / hot-dog mutant is currently available at Pizza Huts all over Japan. At 646 calories per slice, this thing is bound to give you seizures and make your cholesterol level skyrocket. For those who would still be interested in eating a slice, here is the approximate caloric breakdown of the entire pizza:

Calories Sodium (mg)
12″ Cheese Pizza from Pizza Hut 2,160 4,560
Pigs n Blanket (12) 1,128 2,088
Cheese Pizza Rolls (12) 380 960
Bacon (2 Slices) 86 370
Italian Sausage (1 Link) 230 809
Hamburger Patties (4 small) 480 130
Ham (3 oz) 151 1,275
Tomatoes (4 Slices) 18 8
Mushroom (1) 2 1
Onion (1 tablespoon) 4 0
Peppers (10 Strips) 5 1
Edemame / Carrots / Corn (1 oz) 20 50
Room for Error 500 500
TOTAL 5,164 10,752

(Via FitSugar)







45 Responses to Pizza Hut’s Double Roll pie is the ultimate geek food

  1. HOLY ZOMBIE JESUS – 5,164 calories! 10,752Mg of sodium!? This is just downright irresponsible. Well, maybe this will weed out some folks ;)

  2. HOLY ZOMBIE JESUS – 5,164 calories! 10,752Mg of sodium!? This is just downright irresponsible. Well, maybe this will weed out some folks ;)

  3. gotta love the “peas and carrots” addition, i mean why bother! whats that supposed to do? make it slightly more healthy! “ohh yeah, but its got peas and carrots on it, thats one of your five a day.”

  4. gotta love the "peas and carrots" addition, i mean why bother! whats that supposed to do? make it slightly more healthy! "ohh yeah, but its got peas and carrots on it, thats one of your five a day."

  5. Oh, and try to imagine eating this cold in the morning, while drinking a half-finished, room temperature beer that someone forgot on the countertop the previous night. :)

  6. Oh, and try to imagine eating this cold in the morning, while drinking a half-finished, room temperature beer that someone forgot on the countertop the previous night. :)

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  8. I’d just like to note that carrots and peas are not good for you. They’re very starchy, and starch is equal to sugar, as far as your body’s concerned. Also, this food doesn’t look the least bit appealing to me.

  9. I'd just like to note that carrots and peas are not good for you. They're very starchy, and starch is equal to sugar, as far as your body's concerned. Also, this food doesn't look the least bit appealing to me.

  10. Yeah–it's edamame, corn, and red pepper. No carrots–though as nasty as the corn is in Japan, carrots might be an improvement.

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  12. The cheesy rolls have the option of adding ‘Honey Maple Syrup’. That is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard of.

  13. The cheesy rolls have the option of adding 'Honey Maple Syrup'. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard of.

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  15. I showed this to a workmate and his comment was “But where are the nachos?”. He has a point.

  16. I showed this to a workmate and his comment was "But where are the nachos?". He has a point.

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  21. I think when they bring it to the US, they should throw it into a bowl, in layers, and top it with gravy and three cheese blend.

  22. I think when they bring it to the US, they should throw it into a bowl, in layers, and top it with gravy and three cheese blend.

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  24. ugg.. that looks like someone ate a whole bunch of junk food and then threw up on a pizza.

    I thought the Japanese were our friends.. .why are we trying to kill them again?

    • it looks good to me && dont be talking to the jp like that cuz u may not no theres jp ppl here talking to ya…

  25. ugg.. that looks like someone ate a whole bunch of junk food and then threw up on a pizza.

    I thought the Japanese were our friends.. .why are we trying to kill them again?

    • it looks good to me && dont be talking to the jp like that cuz u may not no theres jp ppl here talking to ya…