Subscribe by EmailPizza Hut’s Double Roll pie is the ultimate geek food
July 27, 2007 by Geeks are Sexy | 26 commentsWe’ve told you in the past, McDonald’s food is bad for you. In the same line of thought, I don’t think anyone in their right mind should be eating anything that looks like this:
Apparently, this pizza / burger / hot-dog mutant is currently available at Pizza Huts all over Japan. At 646 calories per slice, this thing is bound to give you seizures and make your cholesterol level skyrocket. For those who would still be interested in eating a slice, here is the approximate caloric breakdown of the entire pizza:
| Calories | Sodium (mg) | |
| 12″ Cheese Pizza from Pizza Hut | 2,160 | 4,560 |
| Pigs n Blanket (12) | 1,128 | 2,088 |
| Cheese Pizza Rolls (12) | 380 | 960 |
| Bacon (2 Slices) | 86 | 370 |
| Italian Sausage (1 Link) | 230 | 809 |
| Hamburger Patties (4 small) | 480 | 130 |
| Ham (3 oz) | 151 | 1,275 |
| Tomatoes (4 Slices) | 18 | 8 |
| Mushroom (1) | 2 | 1 |
| Onion (1 tablespoon) | 4 | 0 |
| Peppers (10 Strips) | 5 | 1 |
| Edemame / Carrots / Corn (1 oz) | 20 | 50 |
| Room for Error | 500 | 500 |
| TOTAL | 5,164 | 10,752 |
(Via FitSugar)
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HOLY ZOMBIE JESUS – 5,164 calories! 10,752Mg of sodium!? This is just downright irresponsible. Well, maybe this will weed out some folks ;)
gotta love the “peas and carrots” addition, i mean why bother! whats that supposed to do? make it slightly more healthy! “ohh yeah, but its got peas and carrots on it, thats one of your five a day.”
ROFL. yeah, and don’t forget, that’s one of your five a day ONLY if you eat the whole pizza :)
Oh, and try to imagine eating this cold in the morning, while drinking a half-finished, room temperature beer that someone forgot on the countertop the previous night. :)
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I think they’re edemame rather than peas.
I’d just like to note that carrots and peas are not good for you. They’re very starchy, and starch is equal to sugar, as far as your body’s concerned. Also, this food doesn’t look the least bit appealing to me.
although it looks bad for me, I want one
Hmm. Cant wait for the Scottish version to be available – all the above but dipped in batter and deep fried. Yum.
Looks good to me! All my favorite foods in one shot… hellz yeah!
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Yeah–it’s edamame, corn, and red pepper. No carrots–though as nasty as the corn is in Japan, carrots might be an improvement.
The cheesy rolls have the option of adding ‘Honey Maple Syrup’. That is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard of.
this looks delicious, when will these be available in the frozen foods section
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I showed this to a workmate and his comment was “But where are the nachos?”. He has a point.
send it to africa
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I think when they bring it to the US, they should throw it into a bowl, in layers, and top it with gravy and three cheese blend.
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ugg.. that looks like someone ate a whole bunch of junk food and then threw up on a pizza.
I thought the Japanese were our friends.. .why are we trying to kill them again?
it looks good to me && dont be talking to the jp like that cuz u may not no theres jp ppl here talking to ya…