Pizza Hut’s Double Roll pie is the ultimate geek food

July 27, 2007 by admin | 25 comments

We’ve told you in the past, McDonald’s food is bad for you. In the same line of thought, I don’t think anyone in their right mind should be eating anything that looks like this:

Pizza Hut Double Roll pie

Apparently, this pizza / burger / hot-dog mutant is currently available at Pizza Huts all over Japan. At 646 calories per slice, this thing is bound to give you seizures and make your cholesterol level skyrocket. For those who would still be interested in eating a slice, here is the approximate caloric breakdown of the entire pizza:

Calories Sodium (mg)
12″ Cheese Pizza from Pizza Hut 2,160 4,560
Pigs n Blanket (12) 1,128 2,088
Cheese Pizza Rolls (12) 380 960
Bacon (2 Slices) 86 370
Italian Sausage (1 Link) 230 809
Hamburger Patties (4 small) 480 130
Ham (3 oz) 151 1,275
Tomatoes (4 Slices) 18 8
Mushroom (1) 2 1
Onion (1 tablespoon) 4 0
Peppers (10 Strips) 5 1
Edemame / Carrots / Corn (1 oz) 20 50
Room for Error 500 500
TOTAL 5,164 10,752

(Via FitSugar)

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25 Comments »

Comment by Rob Dunn
2007-07-27 06:54:52

HOLY ZOMBIE JESUS – 5,164 calories! 10,752Mg of sodium!? This is just downright irresponsible. Well, maybe this will weed out some folks ;)

 
Comment by steve
2007-07-27 08:00:58

gotta love the “peas and carrots” addition, i mean why bother! whats that supposed to do? make it slightly more healthy! “ohh yeah, but its got peas and carrots on it, thats one of your five a day.”

Comment by Kiltak
2007-07-27 09:20:59

ROFL. yeah, and don’t forget, that’s one of your five a day ONLY if you eat the whole pizza :)

 
 
Comment by Kiltak
2007-07-27 12:08:37

Oh, and try to imagine eating this cold in the morning, while drinking a half-finished, room temperature beer that someone forgot on the countertop the previous night. :)

 
Comment by Sarah
2007-07-28 04:01:07

I think they’re edemame rather than peas.

 
Comment by Keith
2007-07-30 00:52:33

I’d just like to note that carrots and peas are not good for you. They’re very starchy, and starch is equal to sugar, as far as your body’s concerned. Also, this food doesn’t look the least bit appealing to me.

 
Comment by SEO Scotland
2007-07-30 02:15:37

although it looks bad for me, I want one

 
Comment by mercurythread
2007-07-30 02:16:23

Hmm. Cant wait for the Scottish version to be available – all the above but dipped in batter and deep fried. Yum.

 
Comment by Jonathan Franzone
2007-07-30 07:46:06

Looks good to me! All my favorite foods in one shot… hellz yeah!

 
Comment by alsafi
2007-07-30 13:39:07

Yeah–it’s edamame, corn, and red pepper. No carrots–though as nasty as the corn is in Japan, carrots might be an improvement.

 
Comment by TheRyuujinMike
2007-07-30 20:22:44

The cheesy rolls have the option of adding ‘Honey Maple Syrup’. That is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard of.

 
Comment by abacusmaster
2007-07-31 09:32:17

this looks delicious, when will these be available in the frozen foods section

 
Comment by Steve
2007-07-31 17:13:34

I showed this to a workmate and his comment was “But where are the nachos?”. He has a point.

 
Comment by jill
2007-07-31 21:45:49

send it to africa

 
Comment by chris y
2007-08-04 09:45:52

Jill, did an African once do something terrible to you?

 
Comment by Daniel
2007-08-21 20:13:03

I think when they bring it to the US, they should throw it into a bowl, in layers, and top it with gravy and three cheese blend.

 
Comment by E in Md
2008-06-16 08:02:47

ugg.. that looks like someone ate a whole bunch of junk food and then threw up on a pizza.

I thought the Japanese were our friends.. .why are we trying to kill them again?

 
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